I’m usually able to make it through a day pain-free. No chronic this or incurable that. No allergies, no tumors, no ulcers, no toothaches, no carpel tunnel, no flat feet, no Charlie horses, no wandering eye, no bowed legs, no arthritis, no gingivitis, no smoker’s cough, no glaucoma, no lock jaw, no nothing. The occasional headache here and there but aside from that, I’m remarkably comfortable. I’ve never broken a bone, never had an operation performed. I once got stung by a bumble bee but not by a jellyfish, thank goodness.

So I have no reason to complain. But my right knee hurts, so does my left wrist, and I got a kink in my neck.

That is all.